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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: virtuali on April 01, 2009, 02:09:13 pm

Title: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: virtuali on April 01, 2009, 02:09:13 pm
Milano, April 1, 2009

After the demise of the ACES studio, many users feared for the future of their favorite simulator. Now, FSDreamTeam comes to the rescue:

In an unprecedented move, VIRTUALI s.a.s, the parent company of FSDT, has decided to acquire Microsoft Corporation (NASDAQ: MSFT), for about 100 bilion US$, to be payed part in cash, part in free copies of FSDT sceneries.

"We had a substantial amout of spare cash, after our latest successful scenery releases like JFK and Geneva, so we decided to make a gift to the loyal users community, and save Flight Sim by buying Microsoft", said an unspecified source at FSDT

"I can't wait to be able to use FSDT sceneries on my PC, FOR FREE!! This is the deal of the century!!!", said MS CEO Steve Ballmer, in a recent interview.

Under the FSDT direction, the whole MS Office, Windows and XBOX360 teams will be disbanded and merged into a big FLIGHT SIM Team of several thousand of developers and graphic artists, that will create the next-generation flight simulator, that will be able to run flawlessly on every PC in the world, including the latest trend in the market, the small factor 299$ netbooks.

The new Flight Simulator will be compatible with each and every scenery/aircraft and addon ever released since the start of the flight sim franchise. This was a specific requirement to close the deal, since VIRTUALI, the purchasing company, had a couple of products developed for MSFS 4.0 that couldn't be used anymore on later version of the sim. Now, they'll relive a new life under the new uber-backward-compatible flightsim engine.

After the announcement, Microsoft shares went down 99.9%. Apple and Sony shares went both up about 80%, because many analysts think that, with the whole MS Windows and Xbox360 teams routed to do Flight Sim developement only, the Mac OSX and the Sony PS3 might prevail over Microsoft in the next years (or weeks).

For more informations about this historic deal, please look at Microsoft Press Releases Page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fool%27s_Day)
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: phenocom on April 01, 2009, 02:20:58 pm
Hey Guys, that was an awesome April Fool's Joke!!!!! Too bad it's not true!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Dimon on April 01, 2009, 03:01:37 pm
Lovely ;D
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: JamesChams on April 01, 2009, 04:02:16 pm
Bravo!  8)

I didn't know you had it in you ($$$) to do this... Got Me ~  :P
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: JFKpilot on April 01, 2009, 04:32:33 pm
HAHA! good one
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Bruce Hamilton on April 01, 2009, 06:10:50 pm
Might've been a little more believable if they had acquired just the flight simulator franchise instead of all of Microsoft.   ;D
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: newmanix on April 01, 2009, 07:01:49 pm
Now, they'll relive a new life under the new uber-backward-compatible flightsim engine...



AAhhhh hahaha ahaha!!!!!  Good one!!! :D
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: skimmer on April 01, 2009, 10:31:41 pm
So you do have a funny side ;D ;D! Wish it were so though.
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Gunfighterj on April 02, 2009, 04:33:10 am
Lol. Nice, very nice.  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :) :D :) :) :)
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: kyle joseph on April 03, 2009, 03:45:19 am
JFK went over well huh?????


"We had a substantial amout of spare cash, after our latest successful scenery releases like JFK and Geneva, so we decided to make a gift to the loyal users community, and save Flight Sim by buying Microsoft", said an unspecified source at FSDT
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o




On a second note. How much do you think Microsoft wants for their FS devision??????



Edit Post: so your the Hero Member after all, huh Virtuali
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Aeroman on April 04, 2009, 06:12:57 am
You mean it's not true....? ??? ??? :'( :'(
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Buziel-411 on April 10, 2009, 04:03:17 am
I just read it today, and completely fell for it.  :D
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Res40cueAviation on April 13, 2009, 04:53:09 am
I just read this and was like. WOW Virtuali you got a lot of cash hahaha
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: #1-Stunna on April 14, 2009, 02:13:08 am
You mean it's not true....? ??? ??? :'( :'(

Lmao, u serious dude?
Title: Re: FSDreamTeam saves Flight Simulator
Post by: Aeroman on April 14, 2009, 08:11:10 am
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You mean it's not true....? ??? ??? :'( :'(   


Lmao, u serious dude?

haha, no... :D